Architectural Digest tour of Ryan Murphy's Bel Air home

[silverstarry]

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If you ever wanted to see the inside his house but didn't want to see his face, you're in luck! Instead of the usual AD home tour format of the celebrity walking through their house with a camera crew, Ryan Murphy had his swans (Demi Moore, Sarah Paulson, Angela Bassett, Kim Kardasian, Naomi Watts, Niecy Nash, Chloë Sevigny, Diane Lane) read a

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[mzgrottesca]

oh wow I'm only 2 minutes in but I find this house astoundingly ugly lmao

[silverstarry]

The contrast between the voiceovers waxing poetic about how amazing everything was vs what I was actually looking at was disappointing.

[sadmagikarp]

[tanglespiders]

of course this motherfucker has my dream house, a portrait of an appalled goop looking like louie anderson, and a cadre of talented actresses and kim kardashian to narrate how great his taste is.

[silverstarry]

I was genuinely shocked when I saw the painting that's allegedly goop. I know that not everything has to be photorealistic and there's room for artistic license, but WTF?

[ionadelfina]

I hate super modern houses like that.

[afrosamurai1089]

Ryan Murphy has built his empire on the backs of murder victims, minority women and queer folks that he actively prevents from sharing in the riches of their exploitation.

I hope he stubs his toes on every corner of that darn house.