John Mayer has a "reliability kink" and wants a wife.

[lovelylaura23]

Despite once proclaiming himself "America's ex-boyfriend," John Mayer thinks marriage sounds like a wonderland. He shares why he's ready right here: https://t.co/HKypUBWbBY pic.twitter.com/NlSt7S6zPu
- E! News (@enews) January 7, 2024

Comments

[sanditar]

I trust no man.

[swissbeauty23]

the correct intelligent position

[anna_drenxavier]

I find reliability hot. He does not fit the bill. This man is utterly incompetent in every way. His poor future wife would accost a stranger on the street before calling his ass on the phone for help with literally anything.

(Sorry I really despise him lol)

[babycheeses1]

😬

[irajaxon]

this man is a walking red flag, good lord

[matsaurus]

I think "kink" is being wrongly used here. I could not care less about what this man wants, but generally to want to feel relied on or needed seems like a really basic human need? It would be different if "needing to be relied on" is a specifically a turn on. Maybe that's his thing? Idk.

[vanouria]

ia, but the way he phrased it is exactly how i'd expect a fuckboy whose friends have presumably all settled down to phrase it lol

[slaughtermatic]

no its a turn on, he thinks about his wife needing him for shit and it makes him feel big and strong and turns him on. i get it, because its a hot thought, like i would also love for my partner to rely on me to the point where its an ego boost and makes me feel sexy, but i would also be reliable then and listen to her and be there, and not use it as a sex fantasy while remaining a child with a bunch of fancy toys and kiernan shipka on call.

[hiimtish]

He would fully be trying to have sex with this hypothetical woman instead of helping. She’d be like “no babe the house is on fire” and he’d be like “whatever it can wait”. Barf.