Psychic predictions - what they got right (and wrong) in 2023 and predictions for next year!

[2_on]

It's that time of the year again when psychics come out with predictions for the next year! Let's take a look back at what psychics claimed would happen in 2023 and see what came true and what didn't, then take a lot at what they're predicting for the year to come

Comments

[ladychips]

"explosion in the Great Barrier Reef"

???

[cbluechicken]

mte. The only thing I can think of is nuclear testing.

[niyarav]

Oddly specific predictions are way more entertaining.

Give me something to actually look forward to whether or not it happens, like tell me that on one of her walks Hilary Duff is going to find a rock that looks like Mariah Carey or something.

Predicting that King Charles, a 75 year old man coming from generations of inbreeding, will experience health issues is just lazy. Also, "the economic crisis will stretch longer" - no shit, that's based off actual things that people in power control.

I hope most of the ones for 2024 are wrong because they're pretty grim overall, but sadly it seems Nostradamus nailed it re: climate change.

[skyler_white_yo]

Phillip and the Queen lived well into their 90’s, so maybe there is a super long life inbred gene kicking around in Charles.

[niyarav]

True. I still don't think it's a big call for a psychic to suggest a mid-70s man might experience some health problems, even if he could live another 20 years with them.

I really just want funner predictions lol

[bttrsondaughter]

yeah this dude has been reported to have lived fairly “clean” his entire life, like one of the first people to really adopt a green lifestyle (as much as an obscenely wealthy person can be green) so it’s not likely that he’ll be like Princess Margaret or his grandfather. much more likely to be like his mom and dad, plus he’s gonna try and keep himself alivr cause he doesn’t want William to be king.

[buries]

Beyoncé could question her relationship
Girl, this is the one thing you can count on Beyonce NOT doing.

edited to say I hope the following does NOT happen (leave Australia alone!!!):

tsunami in Australia
explosion in the Great Barrier Reef
a new pandemic originating in Australia

Please, let us save the GBR.

[waffletaco]

predictions:

-If not trump, another republican candidate will win the presidency (desantis or that lady)
-Beyonce will let year 3 roll by of those music videos from Renaissance still collecting digital dust
-the PR romance of taylor and travis will continue throughout 2024 while Eras Tour continues, but will fizzle out by design in 2025.
-People mad about something today will be mad about something tomorrow.

[buries]

But will Beyonce release the tour album for Renaissance this year???

[waffletaco]

if i were a betting man, i'd say a live album will drop whenever the film drops for home streaming/video on demand services, which should be no later than march, if not sooner.

And i dont think its gonna be locked to one exclusive service, as it was a wide film release, so it'll prolly be on Amazon Prime, iTunes, pay per view, etc.

[buries]

From your keyboard to god's ears, I pray!!

[picturemegone]

rising power for Trump

extreme far-right politics

heartache for Megan Markle

poor economy

progress for AI (robots stacking shelves!)

cyber attack on banking system

Most of these are just shit that's happening now, right?