Heinz To Debut "New" Condiment Inspired by Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce Romance

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Comments

[anterrabre]

Can you imagine being the graphic designer for this? I'm imagining clipping paths, layers, etc with Taylor and this dude and the designer letting out a little sigh.

[spoil]

I’m a honey mustard girl through and through but I do love ranch with my pizza.

[totteringg]

Ketchup and mayo would work though I think they're better when mixed right beforehand but ketchup and ranch sounds disgusting.

[littlebones]

tbh i've been thinking this about all the -chup sauces. i'm a ketchup hater, but combo sauces need to be mixed while eating.

[sugarspice101]

Idk if this product is just a joke but it wouldn’t surprise me. It’s easy coins. Why are Swifties buying his JERSEY?

[spoil]

Swifties love spending money. Any time she wears something they buy it immediately, they even bought the outfit he wore on Sunday that the designer slapped 1989 on when it was going viral.

[my_dear_watson7]

Right? If the C____s really want to see some money, just put Swiftie and the number 13 on a C____s jersey, it will sell like hotcakes.

[rue_ruebennett]

You can’t convince me that their marketing manager or whoever hasn’t had this in the works since Sunday.

[butterflyblot]

Shouldn't it be mayo and seemingly more mayo