Chris Pratt Reveals All Dads Fantasize About Saving the Day as a Make-Believe Navy SEAL

[crispycreamy]

Chris Pratt says 'every dad secretly fantasizes' about what they'd do if someone messed with their kids: 'Where's the duct tape and how deep is the trunk?' https://t.co/u3zf1qW61k
- Insider (@thisisinsider) June 12, 2023
Pratt plays a Navy SEAL bent on cold-blooded revenge for his family's murder in his new movie "The Terminal List." He claims he

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[3rdattemptuser]

does he ever visit his "deformed" child he had with anna faris?

[yurasama_love]

Did he really call his child deformed?

[3rdattemptuser]

no he didn't but he may as well have.

he thanked his annoying shriver wife for giving him a healthy baby for once...

[pumkinbutter]

If he didn’t call his child deformed himself, then those are your words and you’re the one who’s actually calling the child that.

[magnetic_rose92]

My revenge fantasy is when a customer is rude to me, I wish I could tell them how I really feel lmao. And sometimes in my mind I'm thinking "man I hope you get hit by a bus."

[jearsinsears]

God this is me with colleagues. I really wish I could just tell some of these people to go fuck themselves.

[jojito]

I worked in a cafe for two years when I was in college.
The amount of times I wanted to throw their coffee at their stupid faces...

[chapter013]

Once what was on my mind came out of my mouth so fast I heard the words before I knew what I'd said.

Back when I worked at taco bell there was night that a man (23-27ish) was so rude/mean that the woman(19-21ish) working window had to step away.

He just yanked the food from my hands and started driving off. I was already mad because my coworker was really upset and him just yanking it from me left half hanging out the window yelling something like, "don't come back you fucking cunt!" I'm so glad he just left. We were all a little shocked by my reaction but no one cared at that point and we were still busy.

I probably would have been fired for that one in a different workplace but this place hired anyone that walked in so they needed everyone that would show up consistently.

[yurasama_love]

Me thinking about how to get out of situations and how heavy objects are and whether or not they're good weapons is a result of my PTSD, not narcissistic fantasies.

Him and Mark Wahlberg are birds of a feather

[poordat]

[ostsiberia]

Any situation I've been in where a man coming to rescue would have helped, none has ever stepped up. Women have, never men. Not saying men would never risk themselves to help, but the lot of them think they'll turn into Batman and save the day when nearly all of them would freeze or avoid helping.

Edit: I remember one military bro (of course) upon hearing that a man had been sexually harassing women at a party, said "IF I HAD BEEN THERE I WOULD HAVE BEAT THE SHIT OF OUT HIM!" When in fact, he HAD been there that night and did nothing like all the other men.

[poordat]

God forbid they do end up in a terrible situation and they don't act the way they thought they would. That can crumble your whole sense of self. We see it happen to women who are assaulted all the time - they thought they'd do "the right thing" and excoriate themselves when they don't.

[edit] I started my comment before your edit but YES. So many men don't even see the real dangers because they're only looking for things that would get them called a hero on the front page. In the abstract they think they'd stop a man slapping a woman on the ass, but they look the other way if a man is "just" pushing drinks on them or saying inappropriately sexual things or following them around, because those aren't as obvious to them. Or are even things they agree with, things that they do themselves, because they don't see them as dangers at all.

[blazingeternity]

This so much. I did see men spring into action in emergencies, but it's definitely skewed because there are exorbitantly more men than women who brag about what they would do in this-and-that situation without ever having been in a situation shocking enough to turn on fight-or-flight-mode, while most women (of my generation) unfortunately have & are therefore better prepared mentally.

[xbriyeon]

ugh he sounds just like liam neeson going after hypothetical black men -______-