ONTD Original: Why Taylor Swift Should Date Bret Michaels Next

[hotties_chicken]

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[automaticpeople]

Everything I know about this man is against my will.

[xdaisyxlovesxbb]

Everything I know about this man Taylor Swift is against my will.

[hotties_chicken]

then you're welcome!

[smilla_sini]

OP you're precious 😂

[champagnexdream]

Oh no lolol

[inkstainedlips]

I still have no idea who Bret Michaels is (why does he dress like Jack Sparrow?) but I appreciate the effort and creativity of this post.

[moustacherider]

Lmao he's an 80s hair metal singer, that should tell you all you need to know lmao

[hotties_chicken]

who is bret michaels? who is bret michaels?! WHO IS BRET MICHAELS?!?!?!?!!?!?!

he is a rock star, god, reality show star, bandana model, candle entrepreneur, instagram thot, ed hardy spokesman, hair extension inspiration, amateur porn star, cowboy boot maven, casino/state fair/revival tour musician, orange skin icon, lipgloss pouter, and future husband of taylor swift.

[zibbydoo324]

You are making my return worth it bb. 🥰

[war_machine_rox]

Munnifesting this for you OP 💜

[rosytintedflash]

I mean, op makes some good points.