Jonah Hill is somebody's father now

[therearewords]

#JonahHill welcomes first child with girlfriend Olivia after rumours she was pregnant surfaced in March https://t.co/RRbLBkLdeB
- ET Canada (@ETCanada) June 3, 2023
- Jonah (39) and Olivia Millar (age unknown) became parents last month, People confirms

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He has Frasier Crane's curly mullet

[theylezharold]

Re: He has Frasier Crane's curly mullet

[negative_fucker]

This photo is absolutely sending me for some reason.

[ohwutevernvm]

Oh wow. Random. Guess somebody got really busy nowadays……

[frejasface]

Why do we dislike him again?

[la_petite_singe]

He's known for being rude & arrogant, and personally I hold Mid90s against him for many reasons. But to each their own 🤷🏻‍♀️

[chapter013]

he was recorded using homophobic slurs when he "lost his cool" in 2014
I couldn't make myself watch the video, i just really didn't want to hear it since recently someone called my partner that same word after the guy "lost his cool" but: According to TMZ, when the photographer commented on Jonah's outfit, saying "I like the shorts though, bro. They are pretty sexy," Jonah went to the grab-bag of homophobic slurs and said, "Suck my d---, you f-----."

after it came out he said: "In that moment I said a disgusting word that does not at all reflect how I feel about any group of people. I grew up with gay family members. I'm leaving here to go spend the day with one of my closest co-workers and best friend who is gay, who's getting married, who I'm going to stand at his wedding. You know? I'm not at all defending my choice of words but I am happy to be the poster boy for thinking about what you say and how those words, even if you don't intend them and how they mean, they are rooted in hate, and that's bulls---. I shouldn't have said

[lovelylaura23]

A lot of people hated "you people". Jewish people especially

https://www.glamourmagazine.co.uk/article/you-people-antisemitism

https://jwa.org/blog/you-people-traffics-two-dimensional-stereotypes

https://www.newsweek.com/netflix-you-people-branded-horribly-damaging-jewish-people-antisemitism-1778298

[penelopetaynt]

It’s too early for that shady ass title 😂

[chocolateamargo]

He was next romantically linked to environmental activist Sarah Brady, though he denied that they were engaged in February 2022

I'm confused with this timeline... so is this baby possibly an affair baby or an oops baby? 🤔

[lovelylaura23]

I'm thinking an "oops" one, mixed with a possible side ordering of an affair and midlife realization he's gonna die one day. Lol

[witchamajigger]

It's currently 2023.

[chocolateamargo]

Fair enough. I hate that I had to Google this, but him and previous gf posted on Valentine's Day of 2022, so still together by then.

The baby was born last month, according to the article. So unless it was premature, it was conceived sometime around August 22. That means he had at best around 6 months to break up, find someone new, and impregnate them. I'm leaning on oops baby or midlife crisis.