Pete/Kim & Timothée Chalamet/Kylie J have identical press releases regarding their "relationships"

[patentpending]

oh damn they didn’t even tried to hide it https://t.co/EaRV2gvd4N pic.twitter.com/drnFWxLlJq
- mels (@natsersi) May 16, 2023

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[evillemmons]

[evillemmons]

[muffintiem]

this family deserves this layout lbr

[ginainabottle]

As usual, the poor innocent folks being punished over the mistakes of the awful filthy rich.

[patentpending]

The fact that I can't seem to fix it makes this all the more fitting.

[lolzerz]

Lmfao neither of those men seem like theyd gaf if someone was a hands-on mom

[curdlesnoots]

Lol my comment after yours.

[grandmascorner]

Or that they're girl bosses, such a narcissist statement lol.

[curdlesnoots]

Lies. Men dgaf where a woman’s hands are when they’re not pulling dick.

[sillyskinny]

We need a *clutches pearls* reaction. lmao.

[therearewords]

MTE; kids are distractions and take attention away from the Male - Rightful Owner of All Female Attention (MROAFA).

[wirepatch]

They care if women's hands are making a sandwich for them!

[jime22]

This is why Kris is always pushing for Kendall to have babies too, she has all but one template

[progression]

The backspace and delete keys don’t work, poor thing!