We're Back with Another Tatty Update: Taylor Isn't Ready to Commit

[2morrowww]

Taylor Swift ‘Isn't Sure’ About Committing to Matty Healy Romance ‘So Soon’ After Joe Alwyn Split https://t.co/KwBz6EGCAA
- ELLE Magazine (US) (@ELLEmagazine) May 9, 2023
-a source (tree paine is a real person, she's taylor's publicist) tells us weekly that “they’re looking to give things a second chance.” matty and taylor “run in the same circle of

Comments

[goshipgurl]

OP you tagged the wrong Taylor

[2morrowww]

i'm expecting lautner to become a part of this narrative <3

[daffneygillifin]

Lautner/Mayer is her OG overlap relationship! Love that you honor it here.

[jinny]

Is this why I didn't get a notification for another Taylor Swift post???

[afeelingunacted]

Tatty

YES! Rise of the Tatty couple name!

[lovelydress2087]

It sounds like a really posh British upper crust white lady

[frejasface]

That or an orphan who cleans gutters in 1812.

[lovelydress2087]

Omg you’re right. I’m feeling chimney sweep vibes.
I feel like I could write a little Princess type story about a chimney sweep who is called Tatty. She’s the sweetest girl anyones ever met but she’s poor. Her father went to a debtors prison and her mother died of consumption. Poor tatty would have been out on the streets but she fell in with a group of chimney sweeps who chimney sweep by day but are cat burglars by night.

Ngl I feel like I could keep going lmao. The only good thing to come out of this swift drama was a story idea for me lmao

[cityxoflights]

Good for Joe. Get that coin. I've seen her through so many eras but I can't explain this. At some point you have to stop blaming the media and ~sexism and just admit you're messy.

[sugarspice101]

A lot of her stans contradict themselves so much. On one hand she’s a strong woman who makes all decisions…but then when it’s bad it’s not her fault, it’s sexism, she didn’t do it etc. Pick a side! Just admit she’s messy lol.

[frejasface]

Peak "girl power" feminism. I'm a bad bitch boss lady who runs the world, but nothing is ever my fault!

[corrykennedy]

she has her younger stans trained to think it's misogynistic to talk about who she's dating

[mzgrottesca]

I can't believe she's choosing to follow up her most successful album era with her soon to be most contentious romantic era

[pilotis]

ok but imagine your long term girlfriend breaking up with you to get with Matt Healy of all people, I'd honestly reconsider my whole life

[escalena]

Nnn I'd feel like I had def won the breakup lol

[truth_and_facts]

Nah, it says more about how Taylor's long covid is very severe, cause she can't smell this weasel's breath, his smelly peen and his entire B.O, yuck, boring joe won.

[winegums]

has she had covid? I haven't been keeping up.