It's Valentine's Day; men are lying

Feb 14, 2023 18:04


Tom Brady Says He Didn't Know What a Thirst Trap Was Before Viral Pic https://t.co/mN7Wz4pXvU
- E! News (@enews) February 14, 2023
- In an attempt to get more sales from his *chekcs notes* boxershort brand? Tom Brady continues to open his mouth ( Read more... )

who asked for this, tom brady, slow news day

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hauntedcaptcha February 14 2023, 17:08:57 UTC
Try hard

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possiblewerf February 14 2023, 17:55:09 UTC
lmao it's honestly completely believable he had no idea what a thirst trap was. someone on his team told him to do it because he'd make money and he was like "ok sure whatever"

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aleksie February 14 2023, 18:48:56 UTC
TBH, I could buy it. I think he lives, eats, breathes, sleeps football.

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calliope1975 February 14 2023, 19:42:20 UTC
Just by looking at what he posted, it's clear he has no idea what a thirst trap is. Show him the Jonathan Majors pictures. Help this wyt boy out.

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team_kinkajou February 14 2023, 17:09:22 UTC
IDK he’s so ugly to me.

Look at that fivehead..

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beigemediocrity February 14 2023, 17:58:47 UTC
I would allow him to face fuck me and empty his balls in my mouth

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justrachna February 14 2023, 18:18:21 UTC
Love yourself this valentines day, sis

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zipster February 14 2023, 18:38:52 UTC
username checks out

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angela_arden February 14 2023, 17:09:24 UTC
millennial verbiage

Unconscious coupling you'll never be!

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vibeology_e February 14 2023, 17:10:47 UTC
The caption of the original post was “Did I do this right?” He knew he was posting a thirst trap even if he maybe didn’t know the term. It

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evilgerbil February 14 2023, 17:21:59 UTC
Yup. He has his own very specific narrow world and I can see him not knowing the term thirst trap. But he knew what he was doing.

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hauntedcaptcha February 14 2023, 17:41:39 UTC
He can claim he didn’t know but he’s just boring and straight and can’t flirt his way out of a paper bag.

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cstoffer February 14 2023, 17:11:31 UTC
There’s a wrinkly / dehydration joke here somewhere, but I’m not clever enough for it.

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alterector February 14 2023, 17:34:50 UTC
It's a thirst trap, but he's the only thirsty one

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cstoffer February 14 2023, 17:58:52 UTC
This is what I wanted! Thx!

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januarysix February 14 2023, 18:06:35 UTC
ONTD better than ChatGPT

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