Jessica Simpson shares a photo of herself peeing

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[shimabukuro]

Back in ‘05 i was driving back from Tijuana with a bunch of people and had to pee really bad so we pulled over on the side of the road. I squatted and didnt realize my cellphone fell on the ground and i peed on it hard for a good 30 seconds.

The next day, i took it in to get replaced and said i dropped it in water. The guy took a part my phone and immediately knew it was not water 😭

[evillemmons]

[vanouria]

omg no

[shimabukuro]

And he wasn’t just some random person at the shop. I had been getting my beepers/cellphones from him for 8 years prior to this happening and had no idea he would know it was pee. I was mortified and felt so bad 😭

[violue]

???????????????????????????? why?

[cleanofslate]

narcissism?

[big_ang]

lets bring back shame like wtf

[frickinawesome7]

[aotearoagal]

Shame, and appreciation of personal privacy.

[syvlie0o0]

I would love to do more outdoors stuff and like camping and hiking but I can NOT go outdoors. It has to be a toilet (specifically a western toilet, none of that squat shit) or I can't do it.

[halevy]

I can pee in the wild (provided no one is watching nearby), but taking a shit? I would die. I don't even like doing that in public bathrooms.

[rubie_dubidoux]

to be fair, as a woman shitting outside is technically much easier than peeing. Less unpredictable. But yeah it’s still v gross

[sweetwaterlane]

pooping is more unpredictable for men?

[la_petite_singe]

It's doing something for somebody.

[spazzy06]

My first thought was "well, this is somebody's kink" lmao