Shakira deduced Piqué was cheating on her because someone had eaten her jam

[frodo]

Shakira deduced Piqué was cheating on her after she returned from traveling to find that her strawberry jam was eaten.

Piqué has never eaten jam in his life. pic.twitter.com/2OpKhkP7ih
- Pop Tingz (@ThePopTingz) January 17, 2023
There is a story going around alleging that Shakira deduced Piqué was cheating on her after she returned from travelling to

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[trendsnational]

Whaaaaaaat

[wendy_torrance]

We need a shocked reaction cause damn wearing her clothes too!!?!?!!?

[saintclaire87]

Cuz, wtf??? Forgot his mama, I’m cursing everybody. lol

[theactualworst]

Yeah it’s batshit to me that a lot of states require trial separations before you can even file for divorce. How is it the government’s fucking business if I want to end my marriage??

[kansascshuffle]

That's why I'm never getting married in any binding way. If I'm out, I'm out without asking a legal body to pls acknowledge it.

[theactualworst]

Yeah and there are other ways to legally function as married with the same kinds of protections without having to take that specific step. Idk if I ever will either but if I do I’ll probably do a prenup even if my spouse and I aren’t rich because the battling it out stage over assets is such a crapshoot and that’s where you’ll spend a bulk of your legal fees.

[automaticpeople]

This whole thing is a mess. How do people continue parenting together after something like this? They’re publicly taking shots at each other. Pique clearly doesn’t feel much guilt over what he’s done, since he has no issue making slimy statements in response to Shakira’s music.

I couldn’t even look at my ex after they’d cheated on me and then shown no remorse afterwards. God knows how people do it.

[frodo]

She was eating her man and her jam? The audacity
- Mario🫧🧜🏽‍♀️ (@mmdisney200) January 17, 2023

[tomelette]

HOMG That tweet took me by surprise. I'm at the office and cackled so loud. LMAO

[automaticpeople]

I came in here being all serious, but that White Chicks clip 😂