Rise My Viking Princesses! We on the Moneygram Come Up! (The Brazilian F1 Sprint) 🏎 🇩🇰

Nov 12, 2022 14:13

I figured due to yesterday's turn of events, I'd have a separate post for the sprint race and will have a regular race post for tomorrow. Breeeve in some of that back marker hopium for a podium.

Here are my chaotic sprint notes and Jesus Jerome Christ it was worth watching!


Q1
- there’s a mix of wet and dry on the track
- Lando is recovering from food poisoning and I’m sure driving an F1 car doesn’t help
- And then rain just came down like a sheet
- Welp the Ferraris are the Masterclass of Consistency fucking up a tire change while they were 10th and 13th!
- King Alex! hits the top!
- Sir Lewis was 15th for a brief but whew he made it up
- Norris P1!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stop denying the talent of my Napoleon Twitch Prince
- Verstappen was 14! Jesus Jerome Christ!
- Vettel fourth! above the Red Bulls
- Eliminated: GOATIFI, ZHO, BOT, TSU, Baby Schumi
- This was absolutely wildT!!!!!
Q2
- Lando snatches Max’s candy to hit the top! Whooooooooo! Damn Max stole it back (he would)
- Why are all these animals blocking our Seb?!?!?!
- Eliminated: Alb, Gas, Vet, Ric, Str
- In Q3 Leclerc was the only one on inters which may or may not be another lesson in Ferrari Disasterclass
- Seeee this is what we hoped the new cars and regulations to bring, some fucking underdogs getting something!

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Points are given for the first eight positions!

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