Chris Evans Is PEOPLE'S 2022 Sexiest Man Alive

Nov 07, 2022 23:01


Chris Evans Is PEOPLE's 2022 #SexiestManAlive: 'My Mom Will Be So Happy' https://t.co/hzVTnigcjB
- People (@people) November 8, 2022

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who asked for this, #sexiestmanalive, chris evans

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cigarettelover November 8 2022, 09:59:02 UTC
No thanks.

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therearewords November 8 2022, 09:59:12 UTC
"Holy shit, fifteen posts in the queue????"

Six of them were about this. Expect rejection, y'all.

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inandoutofgrace November 8 2022, 10:52:21 UTC
Expect rejection

waaaaaay ahead of you, sincerely my life motto.

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therearewords November 8 2022, 10:53:33 UTC
Okay, okay. Expect post-related rejection.

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aotearoagal November 8 2022, 09:59:32 UTC
inandoutofgrace November 8 2022, 10:58:36 UTC
Even back during the height of my salivating over this pink dick I would think to myself I'd never want to marry into his family for real. Not even a full minute in and he's already mentioned his mum twice, which is kind of icky to me on a video of this topic. The whole thing of how involved she is in his thing icks me.

I have no idea how divorce works but I'd marry him for a hot sec, let him cheat on me which I'd then use to leverage Dodger and all the $$$$ in the divorce *slides on sunglasses, throws Hermes over my shoulder and saunters out of room*

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agentsoup November 8 2022, 21:22:19 UTC
I think the mom thing was a deflection from talking about the 25 yr old girlfriend but yeah, his relationship with his mom is super creepy and probably why he has such a madonna-whore complex.

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tomelette November 8 2022, 11:46:49 UTC
Why would your mom think that you're "sexiest man alive" Christopher Robert? WHY?

His hair looks really full though. Did he get a hair transplant or something? He could've done that during the pandemic and no one would know tbh.

Also he looks so done in the vid. LMAO

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maeir November 8 2022, 10:03:32 UTC
he looks good in the photoshoot but he looked a bit haggard in the video he did with the rock for colbert to announce this.

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therearewords November 8 2022, 10:06:02 UTC
'Where's your NECK in that second picture, Christopher???"

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artemisofluna November 8 2022, 10:14:32 UTC
He clearly did not take ANTM's modelling 101 where Tyra teaches them to do the neck poses. GOD.

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tanglespiders November 8 2022, 11:06:22 UTC
he does have good slutty but make it fashion posture, tho

c-

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