The End Times Are Upon Us: Area Man Has Taken Over Twitter

[carolinalily]

Elon Musk is now in charge at Twitter. I'm told former CEO @paraga and CFO @nedsegal have left the company's HQ and will not be returning as the Musk era begins.
- David Faber (@davidfaber) October 28, 2022

Local fcker has wired money for his purchase of Twitter. Also he has fired CEO Parag Agrawal, CFO Ned Segal, and Vijaya Gadde -who was head

Comments

[sandstorm]

He's going to let Drumpf back on Twitter...big day for the white folks with sunglasses holding fish pfps

[3rdattemptuser]

oh lord i hope biden and co pay him dust and don't take the bait with his tweets...it will be a big mistake if they do engage.

[gillenvillain]

I'm hoping the fucking MSM ignores his ass too. They are a big reason why we ended up with that asshat. Don't fucking cover him! Don't talk about his tweets. That's what he wants.

[3rdattemptuser]

agreed

[carolinalily]

I messed up the poll sorry sorry sorry

[genbu_no_miko24]

I don't see anything wrong with it?

[carolinalily]

I forgot Yes I will leave pronto and a general Ooh I love polls lol

[chase65]

I was like I want to do the poll but didn't see "yep, I'm out" as an option. I was hoping it wouldn't happen and now that it has I will be deleting my account and the app from my devices. I never wanted to be a part of anything this stain is a part of, so yes, It's too bad. But hopefully it's the beginning of him going broke. Darkest before dawn and all that.

[yousaidlog]

Everything just feels so shitty all the time

[firstknivesclub]

Jack Dorsey is apparently making another twitter so I guess I’ll sign up for that one… but I love BeReal right now even tho it’s such a stupid concept and gets me at the lamest times lmao

[progression]

I read about BeReal a couple of years ago in some tech magazine before it blew up. So when my 17yo cousin used the app when it prompted her to, I was the only 30+ yo who knew what she was doing. The rest of the older cousins gave major boomer energy as they sat baffled trying to figure out what she was doing and why our faces were part of her pics, lmao.

Anyway, that’s my once experience with that app.

[ironicmustache]

bereal was fun for like a week for me and then i realized 99% of my pics were either my desk at work or me watching law and order after work. it's definitely not for people who work boring 9-5s office jobs and stick to a strict routine lol

[dolce_piccante]

Lol this is me. I’m always at my desk or commuting. Sad!

[progression]

I posted on Twitter three times since I created my account in 2009. All three times it was @ companies that fucked me over.

So this is of absolute no loss to me. But, I would LOVE to see the majority of its users leave and just have him tweet at his own fanboys. He deserves nothing but the worst.