Conan wants to help Nicole Byer find a nice... partner

Aug 23, 2022 17:52

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Delightful PersonTM Nicole Byer appeared on Conan O'Brien's Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend podcast where he offered to play matchmaker despite the fact that no man on earth is good enough for her. They discuss what she's looking for in a partner. It's just a fun 9ish minutes with an excuse for me to make some polls.

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briecheesie August 24 2022, 00:44:02 UTC
Nicole Byer is perfect. The final season of B99 should have just been however many episodes of them setting up a Trudy Judy spinoff.

And I had no idea people cared so much about height until I met my fiance on Bumble (he's 6'1) and he told me how many profiles had a height requirement?? I'm not judging, but the concept just didn't even occur to me because I'm 5', so everyone is taller than me lmfao

I also always forget how short I am compared to him unless we're looking in a mirror and then I'm fucking SHOOK. He is over a foot taller than me, but like, ~emotionally~ we're the same height 😂

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__onthebound August 24 2022, 04:25:02 UTC
I'm 5'2 so I'm not really bothered, but men under 5'8 have short man complex

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muffintiem August 24 2022, 12:12:04 UTC
I'm 5'2" (barely) and dated someone who is 6'7" -- the logistics of fucking were not fun at first.

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lanrek August 24 2022, 00:48:22 UTC
I'm very tall with big hands so all of that doesn't matter to me bc I feel like if I wish for someone taller with even bigger hands they don't really exist lol and I kinda like shorter guys anyway bc it's such a different world than the one I live in. I like the contrast and don't want to date my Hand Twin™

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tralexora August 24 2022, 00:48:49 UTC
The lack of 🍑 love upsets me.

Getting to see Nicole do stand up was such a treat, I love her.

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hardtrash August 24 2022, 00:53:48 UTC
I just listened to this ep today! Nicole and Conan have such a sweet and light chemistry

Sex with my current bf is really fun and hot and it was really easy to talk openly about what we’re both into - it was v sweet actually. I recently bought a vibrator for him to keep at his place and his reaction was so cute and enthusiastic lol. He’s never used one with a partner which surprised me a tiny bit but maybe I’m just overestimating the number of male millennials that are out here using toys with their female partners

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itsme_eloise August 24 2022, 02:22:02 UTC
I love all of this for you! you deserve someone who is easy to talk to and excited about being with you.

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hardtrash August 24 2022, 04:06:45 UTC
Thank you 🥲 my ex was a nightmare that always made me feel like I wasn’t enough so this is a nice change of pace for sure and something that we should all (those who want it anyways) have!

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jojito August 24 2022, 02:54:09 UTC
I love this! ❤
Color me jealous.

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backwardsjoker August 24 2022, 00:54:13 UTC
Nicole <3 My one and only. I just hope she's happy

I'm a tall gal who would love to find another tall person, but I've accepted unless I reach out no one's gonna talk to me 😅

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