2 Men Catch Fire Following Explosion at Goop Store

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2 Men Injured After Catching Fire Following Explosion at Gwyneth Paltrow's Goop Hamptons Store https://t.co/PFLbyQm91Y
- People (@people) July 9, 2022

"I've been doing this for 26 years and I've seen a lot, but nothing like this,"Chief of Police Austin McGuire arrived at Gwenyth "Goop" Paltrow's Sag Harbor Village Goop store on June 25th, where....

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[deadendqueen16]

"people were filling stone candle holders with rubbing alcohol and melting marshmallows for smores"

Excuse me, what?! None of that sounds even remotely safe

[gillenvillain]

Probably learned it on Tiktok that makes vids of idiots mixing household cleaners not realizing that shit can kill you.

[gillenvillain]

At the same time, I'm thinking Darwinism is working? Maybe some people are just too stupid to live?

[frejasface]

If this were a plotline in a parody TV show, it would seem too unbelievably stupid.

[fauxkaren]

I feel like if 30 Rock were still around, Jenna would try to launch her own Goop-esque brand and something like this would happen to her store.

[39_u2]

This sounds stupid and avoidable but I hope they'll recover from this both physically and logically

[headcaseheidi]

logically lmao

[39_u2]

If this had happened to me, which it wouldn't have, I would spend more time embarrassed how I got injured than I would spend being injured. Burned myself trying to roast marshmallows over an alcohol fire in a GOOP? You can't live it down even a little bit!

[syncyes]

completely off topic but your icon is enticing me to watch mayuyu's grad concert lmao

[honeebs]

It's like zoolander gas station scene, someone was like 😧😟😲

[headcaseheidi]

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