The latest on You Kimpete Me: Was their Bahamas vacation just fake news?

[likeanunmadebed]

Instagram user @laguna_biotch has pointed out that the Kimpete vacation to the Bahamas might have been a sham! *Gasps and thinks of the children!*

The receipts?

1. It seems kind of suspicious that they arrived in the Bahamas on one day and returned to the States in the EXACT SAME OUTFITS. Here is their arrival post and the below tweet shows

Comments

[powerranger]

what is the point

[lolzerz]

he fucked miley and she wanted to make miley jealous and claim her territory.
or, more likely, her google alerts have been slow and she was having heart palpitations from lack of media attention.

[powerranger]

so instead of taking a real tip they took a fake one? i do not understand this family

[lolzerz]

my guess would be that she doesnt want to travel with pete irl, but wanted to keep their relationship publicity going

[blood_pressures]

you kimpete me is the best couple name ever, i can't help but cackle every time i read it

[arabian]

I LOVE the name. Definitely "scandal" name of the year already in January!!!

[cleanofslate]

wow. i was lost on what "kimpete me" was until i got to the twitter text. at first i thought it was some social media/youtuber personality's name lol

[assholparthenon]

My conclusion is that my google news hates me and will not stop showing me stories about these two ding dongs despite selecting “fewer stories like this” multiple times a day for a week now.

[januarysix]

The algorithm knows what's best for you

[evilfirepixie8]

SAME, wtf!!!!!! It's been alternating between push notifications for horrible covid stories or these two assholes, and my mental health cannot take EITHER

[avingnon]

Must be nice having so much money you can just fly somewhere for a few hours and then go back

[onadarknight]

It is. You should try it sometime.