ONTD ORIGINAL: Top 10 Iconic Horror Villains that I would least to most sleep with

[theemii]

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[dance_electro]

With the exception of the psychopathy, i could see Norman Bates’s dream house being a bird bath in Wes Anderson’s walled garden.

[marywebgirl]

If this doesn’t win ONTD original post of the year I’ll cry. There is no finer example of what this place is all about. ❤️

[thatgum_youlike]

yes ita, great job op! i love this post lol

[maggielizabeth]

is everything okay op?

[chuckisfuckis]

Your number 1 choice would lit backfire and you'll end up banging Leatherface and his earring back smelling mask.

No doubt about it's i'm choosing Candyman. He big, his voice, can dress, put me in a trance, part of the beyhive. Clear winner for me.

But he'd pass on me cuz i'm not a yt woman. WELP.

[xiixivmcmxc]

This motherfucking comment has me SENDING

[pikapika217]

NOT part of the Beehive! 🥴🤣

[melancolour]

I lost it @ part of the beyhive lmaaao

[cherhorowitz]

Lol I love Anthony Perkins, but I feel like Norman being attracted to you means you’ll end up getting killed by mother 😕

Also freddy a few times in the series went into the real world so you could have sex with him irl if you really wanna lol

With Candyman I’m most concerned about the bees. I don’t want to make out with someone with a mouth full of bees 😥

[arsenicsugar]

I think the thing with Norman is that you've gotta hit it and quit it! Like, once he's taking that post-coital nap you gotta book it outta there fast. Oh, did you forget a sock? Nope leave it, just get into the uber and go lol.

[jellycar]

you have a point about norman but also i feel whoever you pick from this list is gonna end up brutally murdering you somehow

[epiphytik]

Yeah, avoid the mamas boys unless you like playing sister wife to a dude’s mother. Hard pass. I agree about candy man being number one, he shows up when you call him and he’s gorge.