Delete Forever: Grimes and Musk Have Called it Quits

[shittysoup]

#BREAKING #EXCLUSIVE: Elon Musk and Grimes break up after three years together https://t.co/bw4NK5EyUx pic.twitter.com/R1FKb56AIg
- Page Six (@PageSix) September 24, 2021
Page Six is exclusively reporting that Space Capitalist, Elon Musk, and Martian Musician, Grimes, have broken up

Comments

[milotic2]

I can believe they were never together, traveling the world to execute villain plots to conquer the known universe makes having a relationship difficult

[well_wellwell11]

Welp, good luck to the next poor soul who crosses his path.

[friarsfire]

I hope it’s the Martians.

[starsaregas]

[slinkydinks]

The worst part of this split: other single people will potentially have to be subject to their insufferableness.

[deja_vu822]

I saw somebody the other day tweeting about how they say Grimes and Noah Centineo making out somewhere and I truly could not tell if it was a joke or not!! It probably was but now I am once again wondering

[joy_scenic]

I heard this the other day and for some reason my brain thought it saw Trevor Noah and I was sooo perplexed

[simprov]

why can i picture this though

[afrosamurai1089]

This comment should have been hidden under a trigger warning.

[babarsuhail]

Wonder how much child support he has to pay.

[friarsfire]

You know his ass had a contract around that.

[should]

Is that even an option? Like from what I understand, Child Support is owed to the child and the parents aren't empowered to like, decline child support on behalf of the child

[frandappery]

you cannot contract your way out of child support. Spousal support, yes, in pre or post-nup but never child support

[champagnemami]

[januarysix]

damn beat me to it!!

[acidosaur]

I will never get tired of this meme