Bret Michaels Posts Throwback Photos

[hotties_chicken]

Bret Michaels, he of flowing golden locks, has posted two throwback photos to remind you of his past and continuing glory days.

One is a throwback to Baby Bret. Little did this flaxen-haired cherub realize that he would soon participate in legendary debauchery the likes of VH1 has never since seen.

Gee-whiz, I wonder if I’ll ever grow up to

Comments

[corruptionoflol]

god so much good tv came out of those few years where vh1 was pumping out these toxic ass dating shows left and right. hard to pick a moment. maybe sister patterson being an evil villain on tv for free

[myhipusername]

im so glad i grew up watching those shows lmao them plus bad girls club is what i was living for

most likely why i love finding drama on ontd

[corruptionoflol]

yesss bad girls club!

[dance_electro]

I’m shocked Bret had a receding hairline at four years old. His hair has always been as robust as a flokati rug in his adult years.

[hotties_chicken]

a flokati rug is probably also where takes those rock of love ladies for something robust.

[__onthebound]

those lips

[hotties_chicken]

the sexiest injections you've ever seen.

[__onthebound]

I can't believe he's kept it up for 30ye and it hasn't gone wonky

[t_snake]

OP, you better be on the payroll. Ily and your posts

[hotties_chicken]

not a dime of that sweet, sweet vh1 money :(

[slaughtermatic]

Please never leave ontd tho, I can buymeacoffee you for this sweet content 💖

[vandthemoon]

Idk why but the leprechaun hat on your icon is killing me, OP! I love your dedication to Bret & the old school vh1 reality shows so much!

[hotties_chicken]

tis me pleasure, lassie!