Jungle Cruise | Official Trailer 2

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This summer, join Dwayne Johnson and Emily Blunt on the adventure of a lifetime. 🚢 Watch the new trailer for Disney’s Jungle Cruise and see the movie in theaters or order it on Disney+ with Premier Access July 30. Additional Fee Required.

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[peggybundy]

i love the rock :(
i love the dumb ride :(
and i love trash :(
im excited for this :(

[doriiansz]

:(

[veal]

Ditto to all of this. We went to Disney world when my oldest was 6 and she thought all the Jungle Cruise jokes were so funny and laughed so hard. It’s one of my favorite memories from the trip.

[peddlestools]

The way racist Disney adults got upset when some of the more problematic elements of the jungle cruise got removed 😬

Anyway, I just like the backside of water

[sarahvma]

To be fair, if someone gets married at Disneyland at 35 it's pretty clear they enjoy living in an oblivious past.

[peddlestools]

Based on the way they typed, I think they were boomers but I could be wrong

[diablo_dancer]

I’ve completely avoided any reactions to Disney finally updating rides after all the “I’m not racist but...” reactions to Splash Mountain.

[mojo_malone]

I deserve all judgement that comes my way but does Jack Whitehall look... good in this? Better than usual? Is it the lighting? Movie magic?

Anyway I love the Rock and his little hat.

[genjinjur]

I didn't realize that was Jack Whitehall but he is much more tolerable and somehow better-looking as an actor, as opposed to being a comedian/his usual annoying unfunny self.

This looks like The Mummy.

[luvthatdrtywata]

Listen, I think we can all just agree that Jack in recent years in objectively very hot and still find him horrifically annoying. He is also probably someone who is going to age well yet continue to be shrill and unfunny. Existing alongside men such as these cannot help but be confusing and hurtful sometimes, but this is the day the Lord has made.

[mojo_malone]

I know I started this madness but I have to draw the line at "going to age well" - my friend he is still a white English man, the chances are microscopic.

[war_machine_rox]

It's like The Mummy and Pirates of the Caribbean had a baby and I'm actually here for it lol

Tho I doubt the brother will be as charming as Jonathan.

Was that friggin Landry at the end?

Checks IMDB. OMG 🤗

[genjinjur]

Everyone drools over Rick and Ardeth Bay but my The Mummy boyfriend will forever be Jonathan!

[war_machine_rox]

Rick and Ardeth are gorgeous but Jonathan is my main man lol

[theactualworst]

Keep him. Ardeth is my main man alllll the way.

[adaptive_menace]

unpopular opinion.

i need a break from the rock.

[therearewords]

I'd like a break from The Rock in The Rock-roles: make him a dumbass dad.