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Feb 01, 2021 12:00

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mystic_kiwi February 1 2021, 18:02:42 UTC

Did the maintenance man show up, look into the still leaking mold hole in our ceiling and say "I don't want to do anything if I don't have to" and then leave?"

Yes, yes he did.

Will I still have a leaky hole in my bathroom ceiling come the end of the day?

It seems likely.

__onthebound February 1 2021, 18:27:53 UTC

Wtf

flyfingers7 February 1 2021, 18:02:52 UTC

why yes, i am have a 89 cent can of chef boyardee for lunch. thanks for asking!

scriptedending February 1 2021, 18:19:10 UTC

lol, this jogged my memory so hard I can taste it. bone apple tea!!

likeanunmadebed February 1 2021, 18:24:55 UTC

Ooh I used to be obsessed with them when I was 10

laceandskin February 1 2021, 18:03:10 UTC

I called out and it hurts deep in my soul. I hate missing work and I’ll make up the hours throughout the week because my PTO is sacred and I will not waste it. Snowstorms are wonderful when you don't have to leave the house to make money.

numara February 1 2021, 18:03:12 UTC

WHITE snow? On the first day of black history month? pic.twitter.com/0cvIhEIxpL
- No Context Dr.Umar (@nocontextdrumar) January 31, 2021

exactly

djbbgoose February 1 2021, 18:06:16 UTC

Not Dr Umar

cheeseasauras February 1 2021, 18:03:38 UTC

all I want is fresh guacamole but I am at work, where I have no access to fresh guacamole.

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mystic_kiwi February 1 2021, 18:06:48 UTC

Sorry for my crimes against you.

cheeseasauras February 1 2021, 18:09:32 UTC

I considered making my original comment a call out so that others could know what a toxic friend you are, but I reconsidered at the last moment.

Let it be said now:
Mystic_kiwi will trick you by being kind, generous, funny, and wonderful and then... when you least expect it... she'll make you want fresh guacamole in the middle of the day.

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