ONTD Roundup

[toxic_illusion]

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[numara]

My wax lady ran her finger down my ass crack to make sure she got everything.. I almost turned around and kissed her in the mouth
- $ O S A (@BIGGUCCIS0SA) January 20, 2021

day ??? of quarantine

[saintclaire87]

😳😳😳

[caitiecait]

This is fucking killing me. I'm trying to use my water bottle to hide my face on Zoom

[rubie_dubidoux]

lol well if this person is so touch deprived then why are they getting their ass waxed?????

[flyfingers7]

when i saw that i started my period this morning i literally said 'why is this happening?????' lol, i really didn't have any signs of my impending period so i was legit caught by surprise

[likeanunmadebed]

LOL at this comment vs mine. ONTD is syncing up!

[weighty_ghost]

I had like four days of pre symptoms and so when it finally started im like THANK FUCK, NOW GET OVER.

my friend knew when she was getting hers down to the hour. I was like.. huh? shes like my period is 1h45min late. I cant comprehend that. thats how she knew she was pregnant so fast.

[veggie]

i'm so jealous of people who have regular cycles, when i was in school i literally always started totally randomly in the middle of a school day when i was not expecting my period and it was hard to get to a bathroom. literally nothing is more mortifying. i started bringing a huge hoodie to tie around my waist every day just in case i started and bled through my pants loooool

[lovelydress2087]

I was explaining to my parents all I had to get done today because it's a busy day for me and I have not slept because of a mouse and their response was "lovelydress you are too hard on yourself. You need to give yourself a break" wow guys. Wow. I'm too hard on me? It's almost like I'm the youngest child and all the older children were giant messes growing up so I had to be perfect in order to not get flipped out on and that's led to me being a pretty fucked up adult. Of course I'm hard on me. I expect me to be perfect and I do not accept my own limitations because no one let me have any growing up.
Sorry guys I just really needed to get that out.

[marywebgirl]

OMG another youngest with messy older siblings who turned out uptight because of it?? We always get a reputation of being spoiled brats and I want to scream “not all youngest kids!”

[lovelydress2087]

Right? Like I identify with some of the "your youngest doesn't give a fuck" things because I will just walk away from messy af life situations like they don't matter but for the most part I am a struggle bus of perfectionism because those two (one of whom turned out great and is a good person and one who is cray) were running the gauntlet of "what can we do that will destroy the world the fastest???"

[laminy]

Thank you!! Everywhere I see the stereotype of like, "oldest daughters had to take care of the household and be stressed out and take all the responsibility as kids" and I'm like, the fuck? My older sister is a hot goddamn mess and I spent my entire life trying to keep myself together and not get in trouble and be perfect because I knew my parents couldn't handle two fucked up kids which ultimately led to them having two fucked up kids!

[rhcp]

happy thursday bbs. i finished this pup last night and am soooo happy with it

[fromxthexdamage]

this looks amazing!

[crazyfirecrotch]

Imagine having a Harvard Law degree and thinking that the Paris Climate Agreement is actually about Paris https://t.co/Uk0Nl2j7aF
- Julia Salazar (@JuliaCarmel__) January 21, 2021

[kwoneunbi]

see, this is why ppl need to stop being shitheads abt community colleges bc lmfao TED CRUZ went to harvard and look at this lmfao

[xeroxicide__]

I hate him as much as I hate Trump.

[veggie]

i feel like i hate him more because he's my senator lol. every time i see people being like "call your senators 😌" i'm like ??? wtf is that going to do, my representative is 3 soulless toddlers in a trenchcoat doing an unsuccessful wolverine cosplay