Helena Bonham Carter Wants You to Buy a Vibrator

[frejasface]

Comments

[peddlestools]

I only just learned hitachi makes tanks

Actual tanks

[sandstorm]

Well, that'll get you off.

The face of the planet.

[brokecouture]

I was today years old when I found out. Exactly 7 minutes after reading your comment.

[cleanofslate]

tanks? are we talking tank tops, fish tanks, or weapons of mass destruction?

[sandstorm]

Pale of face. Bizarre of nature.

heh.

[sexmeupscotty]

very r/MenWritingWomen

[babs]

omfg I didn't know this existed

[brokecouture]

I bought one but I hate it. I can do it myself better and I’d rather have the real thing so I guess I’m fucked - pun intended - till it’s safe to be a romantic hoe again.

[sylviatietjens]

same!!! I hate them lol they feel so mechanical

[brokecouture]

Yesss! That’s exactly it. Physical touch is just so much more satisfying. Gonna blame Britney’s “Touch of My Hand” cause why not lol

[ionadelfina]

Yeah, I have a few vibrators and they feel good for the first few minutes but then it almost becomes too much and I get oversensitive and I never get to actually have an orgasm.

Fingers>>>>

[richyrich909]

Talk about 2000-and-late. Girl we’re in a pandemic/quarantine/lockdown. You don’t think people are stocked up on the sex paraphernalia of their liking? 🤔🤨

Also. No vibrator here but that Fleshlight tho. 😏🙌🏾

[greenfairy_87]

When my vibrator broke down early in the pandemic I lost my mind waiting for the new delivery

[messfortwo]

So, is the Fleshlight/Fleshjack worth it? Asking for a friend.

[richyrich909]

Surejan.gif. Also there’s no real difference besides the two besides the fleshjack being marketed towards gay men so no vagina openings and no feminine lips lol. I have the fleshjack ice torque. 🙌🏾

Edit: yes. Very worth it. 🥰

[iznanassi]

her hair looks so gross in this picture

[musicnkisses]

Her hair is always gross.

[frejasface]

her hair looks so gross in this picture

fixed it.

[numara]

it deadass looks like a clam opening up on top of her head