Benito Skinner's Star Signs in Horror Movie

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Comedian Benito Skinner is back at it with his astrology series with each zodiac sign in a horror movie with special guest Drew Barrymore.

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ONTD, what role would you play in a horror movie?

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[fernandocolunga]

I find him so hot as Capricorn lmao

I like that he’s using the previous characters from the Benny cinematic universe for the signs. At first I was like it’s gonna get boring and repetitive fast but I’m still laughing so...although his sketches always start so strong and then there’s no real story and a mess of an ending like everything thrown together

Also nnnnnn at that A Little Life cameo. Taurus would.

[zoaster_toaster]

Patrick Bateman chic works well on him.

[alienjive]

I think he’s hot as Taurus lol

[fernandocolunga]

Hi Noah!

[nutellawhore]

"sorry i'm late but *hands showing self*" IS SUCH a libra mood.

[ginainabottle]

I've just decided that I'll be late for my first post-quarentine event so I can use that line lol

[alienjive]

I’m a Scorpio so y’all think I’d be the villain but I’ll probably be the final girl cause I know what the villain be thinking!!!

[zoaster_toaster]

I'm sticking with you then, I'd be so goddamn terrified I'd fuck up.

[blorpz]

also a scorpio, but i think my mouth would get me stabbed halfway but my toughness would mean i survive (i'd get a funny line in the gurney at the end of the movie and the final girl would be happy to see me)

[__nocturna]

i like to think i'd be Final Girl

[mosh]

same. first creak on the stairs and i'm OUT down the street in a car, cab, uber, lyft, horseback or bike idc. i won't explore a sound that didn't specifically come from the room i am in

[alienjive]

Yeah tbh I’m the final girl because while Y’ALL went to the haunted house I turned my phone off and went to bed lmao

[ginainabottle]

I'm 100% the final girl bc I'm the bitch who peaces out the minute things get even slightly weird. Hell, I don't even go tbh anything that can be even a tiny bit dangerous is absolutely not my thing.

[drunkenclaudius]

I'd be the one pissing my pants from fear in a horror movie