ONTD Original: 6 Reasons why Chris Pratt is the (second) worst Chris... but still, pretty bad.

[ljtryout]

First of all, yes, he's the 2nd worst cause none of us should forget that this pos still exists and he's the actual WORST CHRIS and a waste of air:

[Trigger warning for ugly as hell]

Comments

[false_hate]

I would maybe get rid of the fecal rating system because I’m struggling to see how his abhorrent social media follows didn’t receive the full five shits.

Also, I had completely forgotten about Chris Brown’s existence.

[aotearoagal]

I had completely forgotten about Chris Brown’s existence.

The sooner he is forgotten by all, the better.

[hamnoo]

I mean, same. But also the Chrises being ranked comes from people not being able to distinguish a couple of white bread dudes all being named chris. Other Chrises (whether non-white or female) were only ever included as a joke. Because we can/ could actually distinguish them.

[saemcrh]

Nah, the Chris thing is because they’re all comic book movie Chrises.

[squirrels_oh_no]

I was wondering why he hadn't gotten his father in law involved in defending him, but I guess Ahhhnold was having heart surgery and indisposed.

[hateistoodark]

I try to ignore Chris Brown but fair enough he’s worst Chris

Crisp Rat’s conservative bigoted ass can choke. His social media stuff only confirms he’s hateful

[deeohaytch]

Didn’t he plagiarize his whole divorce statement from Armie Hammer a few weeks ago

[ohwutevernvm]

Finish him. "Prattfall" 😂

[musicnkisses]

Damn Chris Brown really is the worst Chris.