Definitely human Mark Zuckerberg goes surfing

[qaladriel]

Mark Zuckerberg surfboards in Hawaii with way too much sunscreen https://t.co/TYcdDmBbZG pic.twitter.com/INyGVPvNY6
- New York Post (@nypost) July 19, 2020
The 36 year old multi-billionaire and founder of Facebook, everyone's least favourite social media app, went surfing in Hawaii and revealed that he wears an appropriate amount of SPF

Comments

[jessickah]

Dear sharks,

Please do us a solid.

[ghostsaddle]

THE SCREAM I JUST LET OUT

[vulcan_rhapsody]

you think the sharks want to go anywhere near this?

[jessickah]

It's exactly why I am asking them for a favor!!

[trynabme]

omg just commented similar :(

[colossusx]

he's literally pushing it out, they need to get taste

[only_thewinds]

the gif choice omg

[sadmagikarp]

y'all know those people who you realize has a penis and that makes you uncomfortable

[deadendqueen16]

I refuse to believe he has anything other than a Ken doll situation down there

[shittysoup]

This is correct. It's where his control panel is stored.

[nutellawhore]

dw sis he ain't human

[lipsticktraces]

oh my god what i see in the corner of my room during sleep paralysis

[vulcan_rhapsody]

lol

[corruptionoflol]

i'm sure the girls in skincareaddiction are taking notes

[umhowabout_no]

Rotfl I learned about r/SCAcirclejerk recently and it’s hilarious, I just went to check if anyone posted about this