ONTD Original: Is he cute or just tall? [Part 2]

Jun 13, 2020 23:05

Unimount Pictures Presents:

Cute or Tall (Part 2)
Once again, the idea belongs to therearewordsHere’s my best attempt at levity: a list of men who could be handsome, but are probably just tall. Remember, the taller you are, the less dense the air around your face. Air density has an inverse correlation with perceived handsomeness (Crowdedstreets et al. 2020 ( Read more... )

tom hiddleston, adam driver, euphoria (hbo), ontd original, ansel elgort, ben affleck

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a_model_citizen June 14 2020, 05:20:59 UTC
Turning Adam Driver into a “sex symbol” is one of the worst things Lena Dunham has ever done. And that’s saying A LOT

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ljtryout June 14 2020, 07:35:01 UTC
This. He looks so fucking disgraceful lol.

Yet, on the other hand, he gives me hopes that maybe i can be a star too. lol.

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__papillon June 14 2020, 12:54:36 UTC
Did it happen bc of Girls or was it bc of Star Wars? I feel like it was the latter because SW gave him a whole new fanbase beyond Girls. People who watch Girls are either bougie fans who watch the show because ~it's so real and I really relate to them~ or those who hate watch, and I don't see those two personality types being the ones who would thirst after him.

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rhapsodeeinblue June 14 2020, 05:21:39 UTC
IDK who Jacob is but everyone else in this post... omg this is cursed

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rhapsodeeinblue June 14 2020, 05:21:47 UTC
Although I do appreciate Ansel's chaotic energy and Affleck gives us memes I guess

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surprisesidney June 14 2020, 05:22:59 UTC
The pictures of Tom in that tweet are...a choice.

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cherryreefer June 14 2020, 06:52:07 UTC
he literally looks like someone's 48 year old uncle who has only been with his ex-wife (since high school) and only did missionary, but is now suddenly back on the dating scene and thinks he is a prize to be won. sad.

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therearewords June 14 2020, 08:29:38 UTC
Yoooooo

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crash31 June 14 2020, 10:57:10 UTC
This is painfully accurate

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crash31 June 14 2020, 05:24:15 UTC
I agree OP, Driver IS offensively hideous. He doesn’t even seem to be one of those uglies that have an amazing personality.
He has the face of one of those suspects on Dateline that doesn’t get convicted but you just KNOW he had something to do with the disappearance/murder.

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