OG 90 Day Fiancé: "Males Are Regressing Our Evolution" Recap

[beysactingcoach]

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New Loser and New Eastern European Lady: He and his Rubix Cube head live in the middle of Bumfuck, WA. He’s building his own she-shed. His ex-wife LEVELED UP and gots a new wife. She is godmother of the baby of which he is the godfather. Her K1 got delayed and he’s probably relieved because it’s just more time for him to not tell her he’s swamped

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[trynabme]

Max said that they googled things about Brazil so that's why they got to avocado for the meal. I cannot. That shit warmed my cold heart. Those kids are absolutely wonderful and put more consideration into Julianas arrival than pretty much any grown ass adult has done for their fiancee's on this show.

[shannenb]

[theflyers]

And he didn't just ask once. This sweaty mess of a mid life crisis is straight up propositioning a woman to make home vid with him...and yet is offended that the embassy dared to ask if she was a hooker!

[lovedforaday]

i watched a little bit of this last night. the guy with the young woman from brazil was gross. if she's (technically) young enough to be my daughter, she's most definitely young enough to be his daughter or granddaughter. yuck.

[honeebs]

Robert is a joke.

Michael is already looking for a replace womb in America as I type.

He needs to go back to Turkey, clearly he is going to starve. Everything is bad and boring. This man is trash and well so is she. Tend to your boys. They seem like really good boys who want their mom to be happy but not at their expense.

Tania thinks she will control that man, who lived in the bush and "seeing" the world. Good luck.

They never answered the question, were you working as a escort when you meet Michel, no one answered it. Not her, he protested way too much and offered word vomit about taking time off from modeling, being offending, how dare they, I will talk to my lawyer, and partying with friends. She's sweet but yes she was an escort and hooked him like a salmon.
His kids are smart and fun, I hope things doesn't get nasty with the ex. I would hate to see those kids being put in the middle.

[ekrelly]

Mursel seemed alright at first but his comment about telling his parents about the kids when they’re on their deathbed....eeeep.

Emily’s birth scene stressed me the fuck OUT. I cannot. Girl should have gone back to the US. I cannot imagine giving birth in a foreign country where you can’t speak their language. With a fiancé who is Sasha.

Anny and that dude. Good lord lol

Max and CeCe are the only good thing about Juliana and Michael.

Tania is a fucking nutcase and her fiancé seems somewhat normal and I feel bad for him lmao. She called him codependent when she can’t seem to wipe her own ass without her best friends being right there with her? Jesus girl

[theflyers]

I knew Tania wasn't right when she spread flower petals and then got mad at the guy at the airport for doing his GD job and cleaning up the mess.

She's so clearly trying to flip the script so that she's doing stereotypical "romantic" shit but taking the masculine role and trying to make him her bitch. Which he's quickly seeing come to focus and is like "GURL WHAT, no."

[ekrelly]

Omg that airport scene pissed me the fuck off! She’s so damn entitled. Also who the fuck doesn’t discuss future children with their fiancé before committing to a K1 Visa and bringing them over to another country?? They’re on a completely different page about that shit and it’s astounding lol

[theflyers]

The same woman who flew to South Africa to meet up with some other dude...then snuck out on him when she wasn't feeling it! To go to a club and meet a dude, she ended up proposing to after like 2 months stuck away in South Africa with this rando.

She's unhinged. And her friends are all like "Yeah...this isn't gonna last but we're gonna watch her burn this guy one lick of the flame at a time!"

Seriously, when children in the next 3 years is your non-negotiable, you clue a guy in! I loved how she was like "I DID COMPROMISE, I SHOULD BE HAVING A BABY RIGHT NOW BUT TEN YOU CAME AROUND AND I PUSHED IT BACK 3 YEARS!!!!!!!!!"

[theflyers]

Everyone this season is so...hateable. I hate them all. Nobody is even remotely likeable it's unsettling. All the other seasons at least weren't so blatant with the bad life choices.

The earlier seasons made more sense the way they'd meet and at least they could speak to each other. I'm over here angry watching Mursel just constantly confused, even when using the app. I choose sleeping with the bees over being anywhere near either one of those two messes.

The good thing is Syngin never got arrested for stealing his mom's fridge to pawn for gambling money. Too bad he shacked up in a shed with a psychopath! Run, boy, run.

[screamingintune]

Syngin is a gambling addict too? Man this show is really showing a stereotype for South African white dudes lol

[theflyers]

No no no, sorry I was running my mouth just comparing him to Ronald. Syngin actually isn't on my shit list, so far he's actually likable, so I suppose that means not everyone is hateful AF.

So much feels about this entire franchise. Why can't I quit this clearly unhealthy nonsense.

[screamingintune]

lol I'm on disability and idk how I missed this show until recently but in the last couple months I've watched like every season. Life without a job, lol!

everyone is pretty much garbage but I'm still worried for Olga. I hope she's okay! Steven set off literally every single alarm bell I have when it comes to men D:

I can't wait for more "The Other Way." That shit was bonkers. Jihoon's like, completely casual way of conveying really explosive info cracked me up BUT I NEED SOMEONE TO BUY HIM SOME CHAPSTICK OH MY GOD

also the video package at the tell-all where Jesse showed up and showed a video package of him taking a shower and then boring old people to their graves will never not be funny omfg