hell facebook dating is here!

[yeezus_christ]

Facebook Dating. Also known as "We need a deeper data dive on young persuadables for Brad Perscale." https://t.co/VLa4fJGTfK
- Schooley (@Rschooley) September 5, 2019

• today, facebook officially launched its matchmaking service, dating, in the united states, more than a year after the company first announced the feature. if that sounds unusually slow

Comments

[muffintiem]

is this for your old auntie who replies "happy birthday sweetie" to other people's happy birthday posts on your wall

[atgo]

Maybe I'm tripping balls but I thought this has been in place (at least in Canada) for like a year+?? I deleted Facebook a few months ago and I don't miss it at all. I still have messenger tho because texting sucks

[mary_pickforded]

It's been around in other countries for around a year.

[justen]

Yeah, it has been. I've never gotten a match on it and the picture quality is low (lots of pics of objects instead of people, etc.)

[mary_pickforded]

I created a profile for 10 min., added the guy I've been talking to for months as a secret crush, then deleted it because... wtf? Also, YIKES at anyone regardless of relationship status being able to use it. As if it wasn't easy enough already to cheat.

[iluvpans]

*sigh*

I just got rid of facebook but I'm willing to almost go back in for this. My only thing is that an ex-crush who I dealt with, has expressed some jealously over me dating and the dude is full-on married. That's why I'm kinda like do I want to open that can of worms? Nah.

[sorryeden]

Don't do it. Trust me.

[iluvpans]

Yeah, after reading the hacked facebook profiles of today. . .nope. I'm gonna stay on Okcupid as I've talked and met two people.

[anterrabre]

Wait, did I read this correctly? That your crush is jealous over you dating other men...but he is MARRIED?

Oh, honey, no. Please don't go down that road. Only tears and bullshit are there.

[rukahime]

I remember this too