Celebs React to Michael Cohen's Prepared Testimony

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Sleep tight. Tomorrow’s gonna be nuts...... https://t.co/mbMZmUfovH
- Bradley Whitford (@WhitfordBradley) February 27, 2019

Former Trump lawyer Michael Cohen is set to testify tomorrow morning today, and his opening statement has been published by Politico. It is... a lot! Read the testimony above, and more celeb reactions under the cut. Then, tune

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[squirrels_oh_no]

Even if this does nothing to end his presidency, it will have been a hoot of a good time

[luvthatdrtywata]

that's where i'm at, it's not gonna change anything but i take solace in knowing how angry and embarrassed he will be. (y'all might think he is incapable of being shamed, but that's what all of his anger stems from, he hates being publicly embarrassed). i will sleep well tonight knowing he is miserable.

[veritas_44]

but that's what all of his anger stems from, he hates being publicly embarrassed

Yep. He is easily one of the most insecure people I've ever seen.

[elderpricely]

I do think he's incapable of feeling shame, and that's separate from a bruised ego. Shame would involve understanding his previous actions were wrong and feeling embarrassed to have made those choices. He's not ashamed of what he's done, he's angry that people refuse to treat him with the respect and admiration he feels he's entitled to.

[surfermedley]

I cannot wait!!! He is spilling everything!!!

[squirrels_oh_no]

Trump is already scared because three wire reporters got thrown out of a photo opportunity in Hanoi for asking about the testimony and hes going to stay up all night in Vietnam to watch

[justrachna]

Wait he finally made it to Vietnam?

[squirrels_oh_no]

Yeah he arrived yesterday am

[dance_electro]

Lol @ Don Jr. At least Trump is aware this leech is completely useless.

[zazie_toujours]

legit the only kid of his he likes is Ivanka. He despises his sons and probably has to be reminded who Tiffany and Barron are regularly.

[fernandocolunga]

barron should make a run for it and start a new life in slovenia. it's in the eu and i had a wonderful tourist experience there.

[sassalicious]

Tiffany has multiple instragram posts that read "desperately seeking father's love and approval" to me.

[ms_mmelissa]

President Donald Trump's former personal attorney and fixer Michael Cohen disbarred in New York https://t.co/6xJCDKGP9t pic.twitter.com/g9P1lljBxc
- CNN Politics (@CNNPolitics) February 27, 2019

Michael Cohen tweeted this 3 years ago which, if you’re counting, is the same number of years he was sentenced to prison for. pic.twitter.com/eoCW7m8BYO
- The Volatile Mermaid (@OhNoSheTwitnt) December 12, 2018

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lol

[violet_crumble9]

byeeeeee

[zazie_toujours]

delicieux

[linnetbird]

I don’t doubt this shit is true but sadly I feel like his supporters and republicans will double down and say it’s all hearsay and lies. A lot of this is stuff Cohen supposedly overheard. Also, the check could be for anything (or at least that’s what they’ll claim.)

It’s sad that when I read this I was like wow he’s really going in but I wasn’t really shocked by anything or thought “oh wow this is presidency ending!!”