Brutally Honest Posters of 2019's Oscar Nominated Films

[zodgory]

If the posters for 2019's Oscar-nominated movies told the truth, they might look a little bit like this. https://t.co/8rQTtDrU8k #Oscars pic.twitter.com/cYQZLht4Od
- Ali Gray (@The_Shiznit) January 22, 2019

What if film posters were more forthright? TheShiznit has envisioned such a thing. Five posters below the cut

Comments

[rhenna_navi]

Careful! Liz Chaney will dig up dirt on you if you dare be mean to her criminal daddy!

[zodgory]

The stuff with Mary feeling betrayed by her opportunistic family was one of the few things that stuck with me. That and because I like Allison Pill

[littlebones]

the bohemian rhapsody one!!!

did anyone else see that video making the rounds on twitter today showing all the jump cuts in a one minute scene? ridiculous.

[notoriousreign]

lmao I saw that and snorted

[ms_mmelissa]

Someone posted that in the roundup today and it was unbelievable. The only thing I've ever seen that was worse was some Michael Bay clip of Mark Wahlberg jumping over a fence that was like 12 seconds and had 10 cuts. OBSCENE

[sluttyroyals]

Giving the five million jump cuts in the Catwoman basketball scene a run for it's money!

[uncledeshawnali]

I'm upset that Adam McKay is directing the Theranos movie starring J-Law because I feel like that story has so much potential for a great movie. Hopefully it will be better than Vice and The Big Short because he's not writing it.

[sandstorm]

lmao the Gays of Future Past one for Moonlight still cracks me up

[war_machine_rox]

The Bohemian Rhapsody one made me cackle