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Zayn Malik Reveals the REAL Reason He Left 1D

Jul 12, 2016 21:04

Zayn Malik reveals the reason he quit One Direction... aliens?! https://t.co/wUtmL7Ukxq pic.twitter.com/7lugs4U1iM
- JustJared.com (@JustJared) July 13, 2016

Just Jared reports from an interview with Glamour that Zayn Malik left 1D because [Spoiler (click to open)]"an alien spoke to him in a dream."He also revealed that the first person he texts when he wakes up is his ( Read more... )

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soapboxrhetoric July 13 2016, 01:27:14 UTC

HAIL XENU

teddy_sinclair July 13 2016, 01:27:32 UTC

was the alien a blonde in Thailand?

madamezuzu July 13 2016, 01:36:22 UTC

I'm literally imagining The Simpsons' aliens zipped up in her skin.

aquaecolore July 13 2016, 01:43:56 UTC

lol

sorryeden July 13 2016, 01:44:52 UTC

she trapped him

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stuffedpanda July 13 2016, 01:32:25 UTC

Ugly racist.

hot_vanilla July 13 2016, 01:33:41 UTC

it must've been his subconscious manifesting itself as an alien

soelusive July 13 2016, 01:33:53 UTC

oh ffs