keri hilson to teach kids how to swim

[costantinini]

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[mammary_glands]

sounds good. swimming is the closest thing to flying, i can't imagine not being able to. hope these kids have a lot of fun.

i still suck at diving though. shit is scurry. teach me, luda!

[rex_dart]

I was about to give you all kinds of encouragement about scuba and then I realized you probably meant the other type of diving and I can't encourage you on that because that shit is terrifying, haha. If you like the flying feeling, you should try scuba, though! Much less scary tbh.

[mammary_glands]

scuba scares me even worse than trying to dive off of a diving board, dude

i think i read too many stories about people dying cave diving 😭

[rex_dart]

I definitely sympathize with that; I read about dive accidents almost as much as I read about flying accidents, haha. But soooo much of the best diving with the coolest wildlife is total beginner level at less than thirty feet and basically foolproof, like in the very worst case scenario you could literally just drop your weight belt and pop to the surface and be completely fine. If you ever get the chance to do an intro to scuba, you might find that you love it! I was terrified of being in the ocean and had a panic attack when I went snorkeling for the first time, but the next day I went on an intro dive and I was hooked.

[alterector]

Miscarried baby

[fincherism]

i nearly drowned three times as a kid so fuck all types of water except for showers and drinking water

[blacktinbox]

Me and my sister almost drowned one time (we were out too far at low tide and the tide went up and we were fucked) and she snatched my little floating buoy thing and left me on my own.

We weren't even kids I was like 18 and she was damn near 30. Bitch ass.

[nene718]

sorry but lmao

[mammary_glands]

did you get swift retribution once you made it back to land

[kali_klum]

She has been floating on irrelevance so it's fitting.

[badass4pres]

I fucking love swimming, even tho I'm not really good at it and slow as f.u.c.k.

But idc nothing makes me more peachy than going to the pool and do some laps :)

Edit to say: ya'll salty af, that programme seems cool and I hope that a lot if people will learn the joy of swimming <3 you do you Keri!

[bossm]

I also very bad at it. Something about my leg work is completely wrong but I still like to do it and I just love to float when I lie back.