i am such a douchebag

[ohiknow]

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[beneaththeradar]

it's so weird how we both had misperceptions about each others pasts. i thought for sure you were the over-achiever in highschool and but it was me all along.

haha. sundae. what a stupid old bitch.

[ohiknow]

i just have a lot of trouble accepting that you were a different person before i knew you.

she was a stupid old bitch. i saw her at my gym once at home & i ran out so fast i almost knocked my mom over.

[ohiknow]

"dumn" is my new favorite word!

[ohiknow]

i just noticed that too!

[terrivka]

i like "it's official i've forgotten how to write" better as an opener than a closer.

i throughly enjoyed your piece, but specifically if i had to choose one line out of the many i would chose the following- "My failure is only worth mentioning because it marks how greatly I deviated from the path I began to pave during my years as a precocious pre-schooler."

good job.

sincerely,
rivka

[ohiknow]

i don't think i know how to take the comment about the opener vs. closer because that line isn't a part of the piece, actually, & i just added it as an afterthought because i feel like this must be disgustingly boring to read.
so i'm glad you "throughly" enjoyed it & it wasn't disgustingly boring.

[terrivka]

i am a jerk. i meant it as a jerk because of course you know how to write, and write well at that. sometimes i say stupid things.

[ohiknow]

hahaha you are the best.

[el_carnicero]

call it sundae. also, einstein never got f's.

[ohiknow]

the famous saying everyone throws around in grade school is that he got f's in math.

[ohiknow]

i'm ammending that comment. it wasn't just thrown around in grade school. both math & science teachers in middle & high school brought it up & there was an episode of tiny tunes about it. so even if it's not actually true, it was a part of my way of justifying my f's.

[el_carnicero]

whatever works for you.

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