Missing secretary

[ohhellogirls]

[Filtered to Netherlands]

Is your wife feeling well?  She hasn't come in for work in over a week now!  Should I send flowers?

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[windmill]

Oh! Uh... She's not a drone any more. [does not really expect the Mayor to understand this.]

[ohhellogirls]

[He is completely living up to expectations.]

"Oh! So she's over her illness? Wonderful! Tell her she can have tomorrow off and come back in on Monday. That way she can enjoy the nice long weekend and make a fresh start!"

[windmill]

[...Damn it. He frowns.] No, I mean she's...

[ugh, too high for this.] I got remarried.

[ohhellogirls]

"Oh, that's a shame... Didn't manage to work things out, huh? Oh well, I suppose not every love story has a happy ending. But a new wife already?"

[Now whispering conspiratorially.]

"Did you have something going on on the side? Your wife found out, didn't she?"