i love how he wants someone to do this for A SMALL FEE!!!! like, really?! that's so fucking weird! and it's TOUCHING A STRANGER'S SCHWANTZ!!!!!! and he's going to pay you a small fee. come the fuck on dude. you're a fucking freak, and you're trying to find someone to help you accomodate this, and you're not even going to pay them generously.
i love how he tries to rationalize what it's swiss cheese. that's really pushing it. "well, it's just easier to wrap cheese around my dick than have sex, so i'll just do that from here on out..."
i think you should go to meet him but show up with like, muenster, or some other kind of cheese, just to see if he's THAT particular. if he's not, run and / or hurt this guy. maybe with a tazer?
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i love how he tries to rationalize what it's swiss cheese. that's really pushing it. "well, it's just easier to wrap cheese around my dick than have sex, so i'll just do that from here on out..."
i think you should go to meet him but show up with like, muenster, or some other kind of cheese, just to see if he's THAT particular. if he's not, run and / or hurt this guy. maybe with a tazer?
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