IN RESPONSE TO I JONES MEMO OF "EXPLAIN WHY YOU WERE MIA WHEN WE WERE SAVING THE WORLD"

[oh_doask]

Shit happened. I FUCKING MISSED SAID SHIT! And THE SHOWERS AFTERWARDS! Here's fucking why, JONES, I didn't feel like filling out three pages :-(

TL;DR!: IT WAS FOR TORCHWOOD!

• 07:04 @twadmin ADD THIS TO MY JOB DESCRIPTION: ACQUISITIONS MANAGER
  
• 07:05 @twadmin WAIT! Make that GOD OF SHIT IN THE ARCHIVES!
  
• 07:34 @twadmin WTF!
  
• 07:36 @twadmin I'm

Comments

[gwen_e_cooper]

Oh... and it's spelled "Wales", genius.

[oh_doask]

Is not

[ask_aboutcoffee]

This is why you were rejected for citizenship by the local Welsh Citizenship Board of Roald Dahl Plass.

ie, me.

[oh_doask]

But I didn't write Cardiff, Welsh.

WTF

Jack always draws a whale for me on the whiteboard when he explains the map.

[timeagency]

I think he meant "Whine." It's something he does a lot and he's in Wales so he got confused.

(I still love him like the brother he was a couple years back, though.)

[ask_arealdoctor]

Better that than "Wails".

[gwen_e_cooper]

He spells "whine" like this: "wine".

[neifile7]

That's because he finds his own whinging so intoxicating.

[timeagency]

I wonder what it is he drinks at posh parties he's trying to crash, then....

[neifile7]

Hyper-vodka, obvs. Or hyper-anydrink.