Loose Hips Sink Ships

[oh_doask]

Dear Captain Jack John: I'm a college female and my boyfriend and I are sexually active. We started using condoms, and there's a bit of a problem: The damn things won't stay on

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[ask_arealdoctor]

I'm the Dark Lady of the Sonnets, have I ever told you that?

I'm rather proud of that really. :)

[ask_aboutcoffee]

What, the dark lady? My mistress's eyes are nothing like the sun, that one?

Martha Jones, you scandal. Good on you! What was he like then?

[ask_arealdoctor]

I prefer 134:

Sonnet 134

So, now I have confess'd that he is thine,
And I myself am mortgaged to thy will,
Myself I'll forfeit, so that other mine
Thou wilt restore, to be my comfort still:
But thou wilt not, nor he will not be free,
For thou art covetous and he is kind;
He learned but surety-like to write for me
Under that bond that him as fast doth bind.
The statute of thy beauty thou wilt take,
Thou usurer, that put'st forth all to use,
And sue a friend came debtor for my sake;
So him I lose through my unkind abuse.
Him have I lost; thou hast both him and me:
He pays the whole, and yet am I not free.

That one's about the Doctor and me. Dear Will had such a time choosing between us. Very gallant, very sweet, very very flirtatious. Too bad about that lost play, though.

[ask_aboutcoffee]

Wow. I'm picturing it, and...wow.

I'll be in the archives.

Wow.

[ask_arealdoctor]

Hey nonny nonny! :D

[ask_aboutcoffee]

O for a muse of fire, indeed.