...in which Jeannie's making my life miserable, so, you know, alert the media.

[ogrevi]

Jeannie’s been unusually good lately. She hasn’t been the evil hate-beast psycho-kitty I’ve come to know and love (reluctantly) over the past three years. No assaults, no unexplained hurricanes of fury, no face-biting in my sleep. I walk unafraid through my apartment with the lights off and no shoes on, and my feet have no new scars on them.
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[dreammeanyway]

...you could wrap a scarf around your head.

[ogrevi]

That is, in fact, what I did. I must not have been doing it right, though, 'cause it kept falling off.

[reallyamermaid]

The scarf, I hope.

[ogrevi]

Yes, the scarf. Head still in place, knock on wood.
Problem solved, anyways...was able to borrow a warm hat tonight. It's not as good as my homemade one, but it'll do in a pinch. In future, must keep cat away from hat.