All the money you (save) can never buy back your soul

[ogrevi]

So, okay. I’m delivering a pizza out to the West End. I get out there fast, ‘cause I’m me and nobody’s faster. I bring the sizzling hot pizza up to the door, and the guy is on the porch waiting for me.
His total, I note on the ticket, is $17.95. He hands me a handful of change and a twenty, and asks for the three dollars back. This sucks, but it’s

Comments

[reallyamermaid]

Do I get points for getting the title reference before I ever read the post? Holy crap, that's just horrid behavior. Not to mention the fact that it's NEVER a good idea to mess with people who control your food and its quality. Be careful with that Assassination List stuff, though. Hasn't that mucked things up for you in the past?

[ogrevi]

Yeah, you'd think that fear would keep people in line as regards their food. I am not the sort of person who would intentionally do horrible things to somebody's food (although I could tell you stories about it that would make you swear never to eat in a restaurant again) but I am the sort of person to look at, say, food that might have gone bad, and then say, "Well, I would get fresh food out of the back, but since I hate that motherfucker, I'm not gonna."

No, the Assassination List has not caused any problems yet. And the great thing about living in a small town is that ir probably won't, until it's too late.

[81853k]

I can think of SO many toppings for his next pizza.

[ogrevi]

So can I, but I bet yours are better. Hey, do you have anything that would turn him into a frog? ;)

[81853k]

"Despite many threats ,Granny Weatherwax had never turned anyone into a frog. The way she saw it, there was a technically less cruel and much more satisfying thing you could do. You could leave them human and make them think they were a frog, which also provided a much innocent entertainment for passers-by." ... Terry Prachett

[ogrevi]

Okay, I'd be satisfied if he thought he was a frog. That would suit me just fine!