Every time someone posts "happy VD" I think "honey, VD wouldn't find me anywhere near happy."

Then his master shall bring him unto the judges;
he shall also bring him to the door,
or unto the door post;

and his master shall bore his ear through with an aul;
and he shall serve him for ever.

I got an apartment! I'm moving (back) to New York! Wanna see my new apartment from THE SKY via the magic of GOOGLE?

WELL YOU CAN'T, stalker. Unless I feel moved to make a screenshot and edit out my address.

MY NEW ADDRESS

IN NEW YORK

NEW YORK CITY

(Astoria, Queens for those of you in the know)

For at the window of my house I looked through my casement ( Read more... )

Brain: Where am I?

Heart: I don't know. I just drive.

And with the blast of thy nostrils the waters were gathered together,
the floods stood upright as an heap,
and the depths were congealed in the heart of the sea.

The enemy said, I will pursue, I will overtake, I will divide the spoil;
my lust shall be satisfied upon them;
I will draw my sword,
my hand shall destroy them.

O that awful deepdown torrent O and the sea the sea crimson sometimes like fire and the glorious sunsets and the figtrees in the Alameda gardens yes and all the queer little streets and pink and blue and yellow houses and the rosegardens and the jessamine and geraniums and cactuses and Gibraltar as a girl where I was a Flower of the mountain yes ( Read more... )

Poll making signifigant life decisions the responsible way

Oh, also, this is a meme! Find the nearest book, open the book to page 23, find the fifth sentence, and post the text of the sentence along with these instructions ( Read more... )

Little one, you have been buzzing in the books,
Flittering in the newspapers and drinking beer with lawyers
And amid the educated men of the clubs you have been getting
    an earful of speech from trained tongues.
Take an earful from me once...