One book a day keeps the doctor away.

[ofstarstuff]

Okay, folks. Here's the deal: after consideration, I've decided to give away whatever books people want from that giant lot I pulled from my shelf. The full list is here. The books are in varying condition, some more scruffy than others, others rather old, but none with pages falling off. I take good care of my dears. Pay attention to what says on

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[shadowpiranha]

I would loooove the Sword of Truth series, been meaning to get them for ages!

[ofstarstuff]

Considering Portuguese is a tough cookie to crack, I'd venture English is actually really easy to learn - but the people around us prove me wrong, sadly. It's just... they are losing so much by not knowing English. It's all around us, more by the day, and most of my classmates have never read a book in English other than for school. What a waste.

Because high school has all the pretty girls with hormones jumping around, didn't you know? And of course they are the best thing that beings who are hundreds of years old can hope for. Tender. Yeees.

Also, if I remember correctly, there are at least three instances in which Edward is described as being more beautiful than Adonis. I hooted with laughter when I learned that.

[shadowpiranha]

It IS very easy to learn in my opinion. I already spoke fluent English when I was around 11/12, so I don't see the problem, I guess it may be just laziness.

Yeah, but then they don't mix up with the rest, and walk around smelling them like the perverts that they ARE because "Oh God oh God I can't bite that pretty little neck of yours woe is me". One of these days I'll finally write my vampire novel, and it'll have a vampire who preys on High School girls - except they all end up dead and drained. Booyah.

Yeah, I lost count of the overly purple descriptions of Edward's beauty in that book. It was ridiculous, at one point I legit thought he was using glamour on her. And then they get this dude whose face from certain angles looks like a foot to play him in the movie.

[ofstarstuff]

Alright, getting the missing book tomorrow afternoon, so your package will be on its way on Wednesday.

[shadowpiranha]

Yay! Thank you so much! <3