HAPPY BIRTHDAY - OH NOES A SPIDER

[ofshootingstars]

FIRST OF ALL
OMG OMG THERE'S A STINKIN SPIDER IN THE CORNER OF MY ROOM
NO NO
IT'S MOVING
IT'S ABOVE MY HEAD ON THE CEILING

Secondly,
HAPPY BIRTHDAY ISA calliecow and hypnoticdreamIsa, your gift is coming real soon, I promise! Hezzie, you have your pressie :D

Comments

[calliecow]

DUDE, OMG, I HATE SPIDERS WITH A FREAKING PASSION. And I ALWAYS have to scream for one of my parents to come kill it. Twice I've been in the bathroom brushing my freaking teeth when a huge ass spider will just come crawling out onto the sink surface and needless to say I run to the kitchen sink to finish brushing my teeth.

OH, AND THEN ONE NIGHT I WENT TO BED AND SAW A SPIDER CLIMBING UP MY NIGHT TABLE. IT WAS SMALL, BUT STILL. SO I DECIDED TO SIC MY CAT ON IT. I MEAN, SHE HAD A CLEAR SHOT, EASY AS PIE, BUT NOOOOOO, SHE JUST HAS TO WHACK IT DOWN ONTO THE FLOOR AND WATCH IT CRAWL. I WANTED HER TO EAT THAT MO FO. So, uh, I ended up sleeping on the couch that night. ROFL. Yeah...me and spiders don't get a long. That is the one requirement my husband MUST have - the ability to kill spiders. x]

Anyways, thanks so much for wishing me a happy birthday! I'm a patient girl so no rush on the gift, though it's awfully kind of you. <3

[ofshootingstars]

I can kill other bugs (kinda), BUT I CAN'T KILL SPIDERS. I've yelled at my parents so many times to kill bugs/spiders that they like to torture me by saying stuff like.. "oh, but spiders are good to have in a house, cuz they eat other bugs" I DON'T CARE IF THEY'RE GOOD CUZ THEY EAT OTHER BUGS. JUST KILL IT AND ANY OTHER BUGS WE MAY ENCOUNTER. IT'S HAIRY AND IT HAS MORE THAN TWO LEGS. THEY'RE CREEPY OK?

I'm soooo sorry about how late this is. But... happy birthday! (kinda belated, cuz it's one am where i am)

[calliecow]

DUDE, MY PARENTS ARE THE SAME WAY. BUT THEN I SCREAM BLOODY FREAKING MURDER AND THEY KILL THE DAMN THING JUST TO GET ME TO SHUT THE HELL UP. My friend Melissa has a recipe for some homemade spray you can make that will kill ANY bug. I'm totally getting that for when I leave me house. I'll bust it out on the spiders' asses and then like....kill them and vacume up their dead corpses because even dead spiders gross me out if they aren't hidden in the trash can. rofl.

Well it's barely turning 12 here so it still counts love. AND I ADORE IT. Thank you SO much. <3