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silleh gage. hooker!fics are for the pros.
this hooker!fic is kicking my ass.
i have no idea where im gonna go with it.
takes forever to plan out.
it makes me sad, but im laughing. lawl.
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boxers or briefs, gage. pick one, hurry!
boxer-briefs, actually. XD
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it was my birthday yesterday ( Read more... ) -
reasons
reasons i have been AWOL (for those who don't know what that means, it's Absent WithOut Leave):
matt is a whore.
i'm sleepy!
most importantly: HI. JOB. -
Writer's Block: Memo to Myself
BANDOM, GAGE. BANDOM.
BANDOM.
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i am umamused oceanspray.
WHAT THE FUCK I CAN'T OPEN MY CRASINS THAT ARE SWEETENED AND DRIED AND TASTE OF AWESOME ( Read more... ) -
this is what happens when there's no internet.
we have wild parties with friends and shit. it's actually pretty fun.
here's pictures:
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bacuh.
guess who's back, back, back.
back again, 'gain, 'gain.
gage is back, back , back.
tell a friend, friend, friend.
it is true. i am back.
my stupid roommate forgot to pay the phone bill so ta-da! no internetz.
but i am back. so love me.
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poor guy didn't have spencer hips.
the other day i was walking with my friend devyn. i happened to mention to him that my legs hurt because i'd been walking all day and he was walking too fast and wouldn't slow down for lil ol' me ( Read more... ) -
where gage keeps his condoms.
gage keeps his condoms in his sock drawer, like any normal boy ( Read more... )