Twenty Eight

[offthepigs]

Please allow me to introduce myself
Im a man of wealth and taste
Ive been around for a long, long year
Stole many a mans soul and faithI think it has been a year, good fucking Christ. What did I do to deserve this? Surely I'm not the only wild, drug-loving journalist to trash a hotel room. I'm sure there are even some people, criminals, etc, who

Comments

[ntrlbrnkiller]

...'at's poetry, man.

[offthepigs]

About fucking time someone appreciates my work.

[ntrlbrnkiller]

I can always appreciate a good ol' rant.

An' yer right, I know lots o' folks that've done worse things than trashin' a hotel room.

[offthepigs]

So do I, but I'm not fucking getting into that.

[kingofatlantis]

Well, someone's a cheerful motherfucker.

[offthepigs]

Fuck off, babydick.

[kingofatlantis]

Witty, too.