you'll find ships inside of bottles

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WHY DOES MY BODY HATE ME SO MUCH? WHY. Apparently I'm sick again and my athsma's playing up. Urgh. So I've decided that I'm spreading my germs to everyone that thinks it's funny to poke me because they're "checking I'm still alive" in English Lit. MY FRIENDS ARE FAIL.

My College Report came out today and it basically says the same things that it's

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[thejazzter]

twilight = full of fail.
spike and angel are the only real vampires out there. ♥

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i was like, "plz bb, if you really want to read a vampire book, pick up interveiw with the vampire. thank you and bye."

but, obviously i approve of spike and angel, for they are wonderful ♥

[thejazzter]

ZOMFG. i am reading queen of the damned right now, and it's awesome. i really wanna watch interview with the vampire, though. I DESPERATELY DO.
♥

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IT IS WONDERFUL. Tom Cruise is an amazingggg Lestat, and that's coming from someone who kind of hates the man and can't really sit through anything that he's in (HE'S A CREEPER. ME NO LIKEY.)

[dreamer4life78]

I hope your asthma gets better soon! *hugs*

Your college report sounds pretty similar to mine... It's always "Sonia is very capable BUT...." lol! Great job on those predicted grades! :)

HAHA I LOVE YOU FOR THAT TWILIGHT CONVERSATION! I always have similar conversations with my friends- who all think the books are amazing and that Edward is like god. I'm the only Team Jacob person in my friendship group who recognises the books for the fail that they are... I feel so alone... lol!

someone tried to argue that Edward sparkled to her but he didn't actually sparkle LOL

HAHA WTF?! The logic gap in that is just brilliant.... =P

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Aw, thank you! *hugs*

LOL it's kind of funny because you can basically copy and paste every one of my school reports ever and you'd the same thing. At least I'm consistant? XD

IT WAS EPIC. She was all, "Omg, no one is more perfect than Edward. No one." and I laughed. And laughed. FUN TIMES WERE HAD. Well, on my side of the conversation anyway. I don't think anyone else appreciated it too much XD

I know! She was like, "Yeah, he sparkled to Bella but SMeyer meant that as a metaphore." OH PLZ, SMEYER DOES NOT KNOW WHAT A METAPHORE IS.

[dreamer4life78]

OH PLZ, SMEYER DOES NOT KNOW WHAT A METAPHORE IS

HAHA SO TRUE! She's like "Metaphore? What is this new modern word you speak of?" =P

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I have no idea, although, they might be the most untentionally hilarious things in existence. For sure.

[persiflage_1]

I would seriously mock anyone who told me the Twilight series is good.

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I do. Often XD

[builtofsorrow]

There's this kid who comes into my Starbucks who is obsessed with Twilight. Like, he's 18 years old and a total fangirl over the series, and I just kind of want to be like, 'Honey? Here's a real book. Also, please don't ever try to be like Edward, unless you want intelligent girls to kill you for the stalker you are.' He also got one of my co-workers to read them, and she tried to tell me that SMeyer was just as good of a writer as J.K. Rowling. I'm pretty sure I laughed in her face. Also, please tell me you've seen xlormp?

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I fear for people that think SMeyer is a good writer, I honestly do. IDGI. I get kind of offended and all elitest like when people call them good, original books and ECULLZ IS REALLY KIND OF A CREEPER Y/Y?