My cat's vet appointment was this morning at ten. As it was early, and I sleep through everything including alarms -- people who have had me over, you can attest to this -- I requested that my mom poke me awake on her way out the door. She'd also agreed to get the cat's carrier out since I have absolutely no idea where she put it during her CLEAN ( Read more... )

Guess she should have chosen...


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Did... did we just get trolled by the Muppets?

PROVEN HEARTILY WRONG. S'cool.

And then Zeke had a seizure at seven in the morning and made sleeping until lunch very, very impossible. I have no money for breakfast -- sleeping in is a purely economical choice, of course! -- so now I'm sitting here starving while he munches on fruit.

Asshole parrots.

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- Wake up.
- Go to work.
- Come home.
- BIRDIES!!!/activities I can manage with birds on me.
- Pass out.
- Wake up, eat something.
- Go back to bed, there's work in the AM.

(oh no biz you poor creature you're an adult with bills) (LET ME WHINE, OKAY)

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1. Why does the Internet destroy all that is good and pure, and 2. why isn't there more.

Whining about someone behind their back is not considered an appropriate form of stress relief if you refuse to confront the issue you have with them head-on, mom/co-workers/everyone in the world, lately. Holy balls, why can't we all sit down, have some milk and cookies, and settle our disputes like the adults we purport ourselves to be ( Read more... )