second solution

[officestuck]

Alright, Hogwarts! It's almost the end of the year and I don't know about you guys but I am getting antsy. Summer! Barbecues! Swimming! Meat! Lots of meat! Meat is amazing.

Anyway! That doesn't give any excuse to slack off on your studies. In fact, I think it makes studies funner (funnest?), yeah! Especially Transfiguration

Comments

[wrestlingwitch]

Isn't he always grouchy?

[officestuck]

Yes.

Except lately he's extra grouchy!

[wrestlingwitch]

I didn't think he could get grouchier than he already was.

[officestuck]

You are probably right.

Still, say hi! He might smile. Or throw himself out a window. Both are good options.

[wrestlingwitch]

I'd prefer the second, as long as it was on the ground floor.

Either way, though, I'd rather not be stabbed like you.

[officestuck]

It's

not fatal...